posted 06-20-2005 11:44 AM
Welshy love to taunt me
Its ok, I usually don't give him the satisfaction of a response 
Let me see
A LEE ENFIELD
Barrel length: 25.2 in 640 mm
Ammunition: 0.303 in (7.7 mm) SSA Ball Mk VI, Mk VII
Magazine: 10 round magazine
Rate of fire: 15 to 30 round/min
Muzzle velocity: 774 m/s
Weight: 4.17 kg
A MAUSER 98K
Barrel length: 600 mm
Ammunition: 7.92 x 57 mm Mauser
Magazine: 5 rounds internal box
Rate of fire: 15 rpm
Muzzle velocity: 745 m/s
Weight: 3.7 - 4.1 kg
BUT, here is the kicker
ENCHANTMENTS:
Bless of National Socialism: +150% damage against communist targets
Resistance against French Resistance: Double Negative Factor, cause French targets to flee in fear screaming "We fart in your general direction!"
Pax Italia: Easily pacifies and sometimes mind-controls a single Italian target, complete with "MAMA-MIA!" soundbyte
London Blitz: Cause English soldiers to panic, Scottish targets to blow pipes and Irish targets to tap-dance in joy by spreading false rumors of an imminent American invasion of Great Britain, effective until early 1942 (Patton OWNS J00!).
Dutch Camouflage: Great for narrow escapes. The Dutch Camouflage immediately disguises the user into a Dutch citizen, complete with a pair of wooden shoes and a bike! (and booklet containing a list of bad things to say about the current Hollish prime minister)
Code of the Bushido: Borrowed from the Japanese, this enchantment renders the user invincible (or so he thinks) for a short period of time, at least until lead outweighs the flesh. Effectiveness increases while drunk.
Touched by Swiss: Tainted by the World Bank, this rifle is now a highly prized possession. Should the financial situation of the user becomes desperate, this rifle could be sold at +1000% of the original price to Jews.
With these enhancements, how could you not believe the Mauser to be a superior rifle?
- Tak
[This message has been edited by GoneDumbSEED (edited 06-20-2005).]